Sunday, November 13, 2005

Shenanigans!

As Mike pointed out, he and Will had some fun with me last night. As requested, I'm posting the exceedingly humorous logs from the AIM sessions I had with the two. Be warned - they're long! I couldn't summarize what happened if I tried, so you'll just have to figure out what's going on for yourself! Rest assured, this will make it into the comic in some form. It's just too good to pass up.

We'll start with my chat with Will. I signed on to AIM last night, and was greeted with this:

12:56 AM
x2Xtreme21x: yeah so... um... haley's passed out on my floor in a pool of his own vomit... good thing?
Mike Hanley: not usually...
Mike Hanley:
x2Xtreme21x: its' quite humorous
x2Xtreme21x: I found like... scars on his wrists
Mike Hanley: until you have to clean up said vomit
Mike Hanley: scars?
x2Xtreme21x: from like razors
x2Xtreme21x:
Mike Hanley: eesh. fun
x2Xtreme21x: yeeeeeeeah
x2Xtreme21x: ..... thoughts?
Mike Hanley: i find it ironic that this happens right after i see you're in the "I prefer not to drink on weekends" facebook group
x2Xtreme21x: ... I am?
Mike Hanley: and yes, I'm aware this is haley not you, but still funny
x2Xtreme21x: it's not ME.. it's HALEY
Mike Hanley: was that on his profile?
x2Xtreme21x: no it's on mine
Mike Hanley: k, my point still stands
Mike Hanley: that fact that after you "give it up", you have to deal with this
x2Xtreme21x: AM I PASSED OUT ON MY FLOOR IN A POOL OF VOMIT?!
x2Xtreme21x: NO IT'S HALEY
Mike Hanley: i know
Mike Hanley: nevermind
x2Xtreme21x: it's gonna be a bitch to clean this up..
Mike Hanley: i would imagine
1:00 AM
x2Xtreme21x: I'll get him to once he wakes up
x2Xtreme21x: with his ASS
Mike Hanley: just make sure he's on his side so he doesn't drown in it
x2Xtreme21x: um
x2Xtreme21x: too late?
Mike Hanley: is he breathing? if so, not too late
x2Xtreme21x: um
x2Xtreme21x: I don't wanna go near that..
x2Xtreme21x: he's a runner... he can stand a long time without oxygen....... right?
Mike Hanley: ...
x2Xtreme21x: I might be a little drunk myself..
Mike Hanley: what position is he in now?
x2Xtreme21x: DOGGY STYLE
Mike Hanley: face down, then?
x2Xtreme21x: umm..
x2Xtreme21x: I think?
Mike Hanley: ...
x2Xtreme21x: yes... face down
Mike Hanley: just nudge him over with your foot until he's on his side
x2Xtreme21x: I don't know... he crawled into my closet
Mike Hanley: O_O
Mike Hanley: fuuuuuuun
x2Xtreme21x: um yeah
x2Xtreme21x: so... HOW'S LIFE?
Mike Hanley: um... less eventful than your own
Mike Hanley: thankfully
Mike Hanley: seriously, just make sure Haley's still breathing and put him on his side. Drowning in your own vomit would be a horrible way to go.
Mike Hanley: and yes, he will owe you big time after this....
Mike Hanley: wait...
x2Xtreme21x: ummm
x2Xtreme21x: maybe that's not haley..
Mike Hanley: he just signed on AIM...
Mike Hanley: yeah
Mike Hanley: WTF?
x2Xtreme21x: WHO IS IN MY CLOSET?
Mike Hanley: who is on your floor?
1:05 AM
x2Xtreme21x: ... WHAT THE FUCK
x2Xtreme21x: it's NOT HALEY
x2Xtreme21x: oh shit
Mike Hanley: yeah
Mike Hanley: shit indeed
Mike Hanley: do you know who it is?
x2Xtreme21x: [01:05] x2Xtreme21x: yeah so... you're not on my floor
[01:05] Mike Haley: Uh..?
[01:05] x2Xtreme21x: yeah someone's passed out in my closet..
[01:05] Mike Haley: ... Uh?
[01:06] x2Xtreme21x: I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S YOU
[01:06] Mike Haley: ... Yes, Will. It's me.
Mike Hanley: you really need to figure out who this guy is
x2Xtreme21x: well it's kinda tough that he's passed out
x2Xtreme21x: hmmmmm...
1:10 AM
x2Xtreme21x: HOLY SHIT I THINK I KNOW WH OIT IS
x2Xtreme21x: ... it's Haley I swear
Mike Hanley: I'm talking to him right now on AIM
x2Xtreme21x: who?
Mike Hanley: Haley!
x2Xtreme21x: oh
x2Xtreme21x: then wtf
x2Xtreme21x: WHHO ARE YOU????
Mike Hanley: Mike Hanley, you messaged me, remember?
x2Xtreme21x: not yo
Mike Hanley: oh, him
x2Xtreme21x: HALEY
Mike Hanley: ITS NOT HALEY
Mike Hanley: I'M TALKING TO HALEY
x2Xtreme21x: YOU CAN'T PROVE TAHT
1:15 AM
Mike Hanley: Haley is going to come over to help you
Mike Hanley: but you'll need to sign him in
x2Xtreme21x: HE'S ALREAXY HERE
x2Xtreme21x: I SWEAR TO YOU MIKE
Mike Hanley: just trust me, alright
Mike Hanley: just trust that someone is coming to help you.
x2Xtreme21x: um
x2Xtreme21x: help me?
x2Xtreme21x: Im fine
x2Xtreme21x: it's fucking HALEY THAT NEEDS HELP
Mike Hanley: whatever, you need help with the situation

Heh, yeah. Around here is where Will called to tell me it was a joke, and make sure I hadn't called his parents or anything. :) And then my chat with Mike. Keep in mind these are going on around the same time:

1:06 AM
Mike Hanley: so, um, wtf?
drkdstryer1: ???
Mike Hanley: who is passed out on will's floor ????
drkdstryer1: Will is like... really drunk
Mike Hanley: apparently hes not the only one
drkdstryer1: I don't know what's going on
drkdstryer1: So like
Mike Hanley: here's the chat so far:
drkdstryer1: What has he been telling you
drkdstryer1: ?
The AIM service could not send the message: A message or picture is too large to be transmitted.
Mike Hanley: hmm, too long to send
drkdstryer1: What is the synopsis?
Mike Hanley: someone is passed out in a pool of his own vomit in Will's closet
Mike Hanley: he thought it was you
drkdstryer1: ... uh
drkdstryer1: Like
Mike Hanley: then you signed on
drkdstryer1: I'm in my dorm
drkdstryer1: All night
1:10 AM
drkdstryer1: I was at the track house for like an hour, but I'm home now
Mike Hanley: the fact remains - there's someone passed out in their own vomit in will's closet
Mike Hanley: obviously not you, but someone
drkdstryer1: Like, he thinks it' me?
drkdstryer1: Wait
Mike Hanley: not anymore
drkdstryer1: Will... doesn;'t really have a closet
drkdstryer1: Like, it's really small
Mike Hanley: will says the guy kinda crawled into it
drkdstryer1: No way can someone fit in there
drkdstryer1: That's like NOT POSSIBLE
Mike Hanley: so i'm picturing half-in half-out
Mike Hanley: he still thought it was you, i told him im talking to you, now he's says "oh. the wtf?"
drkdstryer1: Like, I'm gonna go down to Pitt now
drkdstryer1: Should I?
Mike Hanley: yeah, i think he really needs help
drkdstryer1: It's really late though :
Mike Hanley: he's obviously slightly drunk himself
drkdstryer1: Eh
Mike Hanley: oh dear
drkdstryer1: ?
Mike Hanley: x2Xtreme21x: ... it's Haley I swear
Mike Hanley: I'm talking to him right now on AIM
x2Xtreme21x: who?
Mike Hanley: Haley!
x2Xtreme21x: oh
x2Xtreme21x: then wtf
x2Xtreme21x: WHHO ARE YOU????
Mike Hanley: Mike Hanley, you messaged me, remember?
x2Xtreme21x: not yo
Mike Hanley: oh, him
x2Xtreme21x: HALEY
Mike Hanley: ITS NOT HALEY
Mike Hanley: I'M TALKING TO HALEY
x2Xtreme21x: YOU CAN'T PROVE TAHT
drkdstryer1: Oh shit
drkdstryer1: Afk
drkdstryer1: To Pitt!
drkdstryer1: Oh shit
drkdstryer1: I can't get into his dorm
1:15 AM
drkdstryer1: He needs to sign me oin
drkdstryer1: *in
drkdstryer1: Do you know his cell?
Mike Hanley: um
drkdstryer1: Can you call Will? I ahvew like no minutes left
Mike Hanley: hold on
drkdstryer1: I can give you his number
Mike Hanley: im talking to will on aim
drkdstryer1: Just be like "Haley's coming"
Mike Hanley: Mike Hanley: Haley is going to come over to help you
Mike Hanley: but you'll need to sign him in
x2Xtreme21x: HE'S ALREAXY HERE
x2Xtreme21x: I SWEAR TO YOU MIKE
Mike Hanley: just trust me, alright
Mike Hanley: just trust that someone is coming to help you.
drkdstryer1: Heh right
drkdstryer1: Thanks
Mike Hanley: call him when you get tthere
drkdstryer1: If my plan lets me....
Mike Hanley: x2Xtreme21x: um
x2Xtreme21x: help me?
x2Xtreme21x: Im fine
x2Xtreme21x: it's fucking HALEY THAT NEEDS HELP
Mike Hanley: whatever, you need help with the situation
drkdstryer1: O shit
Mike Hanley: he still thinks its you....
drkdstryer1: Yeah, I'm gone nowe
drkdstryer1: Talk to you later
Mike Hanley: let me know how it goes
Mike Hanley: call me if you need more reasoning with will

3 comments:

Drkdstryer said...

Muahahahahahahaha

Mike said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That made this shitty day great!

aswigl...oh I am supposed to make those mean something...well, fuck it...it isn't that good yet.

Will said...

Haley get out of my closet!